bonerfart:

what if your music tastes became so advanced they reached past the point of avant-garde, musique concrète and harsh noise and looped back all the way back into itself to the point where you exclusively listen to basic top-40 pop but on new plateau of meta-irony where you listen emotionless in deep meditation, fully aware of your current and future surroundings

(via duckspoken)

(Source: mcaubergine, via dazzid)

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

(Source: blackwithmoreblack, via tooth-full)

tomche:

now they’re engaged and having a baby together

(Source: thecircle-, via sarcastic-snowflake)

su-ic-id-al:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

(via ass-hat-douche-canoe)

Tested for my black belt and broke that brick with my hand. Holla @ me.

mjwatson:

If you claim to be a feminist and you shame girls for wanting to do traditional things like take their husband’s last name or be a house wife then you are doing it all completely wrong.

Feminism isn’t an elite group who defeats gender norms, it’s a group who accepts ALL women’s choices.

(via khaleesipeasy)

sketti-pizza-turtlefish:

Got dunked on in the name of the lord

(Source: k1x, via ronnonstoppable)

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

(via ohitislove)

(Source: chelseawoosh, via oodlenoodle)

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

Happy birthday my love