bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

(Source: heteroh, via tough-titties-turkelton)

unclefather:

this is how i want to die

(Source: coachcrewneck, via penis-butter-and-jelly)

jerkdan:

making my way down town walking fast faces pass and i’m home bound

(Source: imposetonanonymat, via penis-butter-and-jelly)

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

(via im-a-radioactive-mess)

(via h-rowls)

michaelgclifford:

teenage boys have such a pack mentality like if you get a group of them theyre like wtf flowers are so DUMB who needs pretty who needs GOOD SMELLS who needs anything we are strong men but if u catch one on his own you can have him in a daisy chain smelling roses in 10 minutes or less

(via idrathermakemistakes-thannothing)

cliff-whored:

nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go im sorry but youre going to have to go home and change thats inappropriate for school and the boys are distracted

(via slowdancingwithdemons)

(Source: broriarty, via h-rowls)

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

(Source: dopexchainz, via briteyesonly)

saintlukas:

Madonna be like

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(via darlinghopie)

irobon:

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(Source: izukos, via alupigus-go)

lamewhiteperson:

When kids scream in public

(via snorlaxatives)