comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from The Daily Show.

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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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squilliamcswiney:

dear fuckedyobitch42069@aol.com i used ur email to get free Staples wifi
please forgive me

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nosdrinker:

he looks like real life sid from toy story

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awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

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dveon:

um omg

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transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

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lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

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Guac, vodka, game of thrones and a sleepover with the boyfriend. Perfect Friday night off.

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